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Inbox [30 Sep 2007|02:40pm]
"Horny Sluts belching Spunk."

Sean.
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[30 Mar 2007|09:42pm]
I feel like it's roundabout time for my bi-monthly El Jay post, but I don't know what to say. It's not that there's nothing going on in my life, it's just that...I mean, do you really care? Yes, you, Reader. I'm asking you a question. If I were to describe to you right now how I spend half my time wishing I were dead, and the other half feeling lucky to be alive, would you respond? Nay, would you even read it, or are you just skimming this to see if I mention your name?

Don't answer that. The point is, I wake up every morning with a fresh new plate of dread in front of me, yet when I get to class and start dancing, I realise how profoundly fortunate I am to love something so much. So many people don't even have hobbies, and here I am spending multiple hours a day in a state of total bliss.

I don't know. I guess it just feels good to feel lucky sometimes.

Sean.
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The Penis: Mightier than the sword. [07 Jan 2007|12:32pm]
So like, does anyone want to find a place with me? Wouldn't being sean's roommate like, totally rule?

I think it would. And I really want a new living situation. Some big change in life, in general. I'm bored.

Sean.
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[04 Jan 2007|03:35pm]
Can I just say how fucking glad I am to come to livejournal and not see the fucking christmas fucking themed banners and shit? Fuck.

Sean.
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The coming apocalypse [14 Dec 2006|03:25pm]
So like, even though we witnessed the world coming to an end, I had a lot of fun last night. We hung out at the rock in Balboa Park (which I think only Zach Craig would read this and appreciate, so that was for you, Zach!) which was nice, and well...rocked.

I have nothing clever or unique to say in this entry, I'm just now realising.

Sean.
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Widower? I hardly even know her. [20 Nov 2006|10:44am]
If I said you had a nice body, would you fuck me in the ass?
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[05 Nov 2006|04:22pm]
I know too many people with an interest in Sweden and Swedish what-nottery to refrain from posting this.

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[31 Oct 2006|08:59am]
Hell yeah Final Fantasy XII. Here goes.

Sean.
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[28 Sep 2006|01:41pm]
Oh, and today I said: "Whatever maintains the buoyancy of your ocean vessel."

Sean.
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[27 Sep 2006|01:40pm]
I have neither read, nor posted in LiveJournal for literally multiple months.

And I'm just here to say that some guy was trying to be pretentious to me by quoting the bible with "There is nothing new under the sun" Ecclesiastes 1:9 blah blah blah and so I said:

"About three months later Judah was told, 'Your daughter-in-law Tamar is guilty of prostitution, and as a result she is now pregnant.'
Judah said, 'Bring her out and have her burned to death!'" Genesis 38:24

Sean.
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I'm so fucking cheesy (read: happy.) [01 Jun 2006|01:44pm]
You think this is love?
Well, you're wrong.
Well, you're right,
but it's more.
This is life. This is everything.
More important than anything.
This is me, this is you,
combined from two
to make one.
This is heart, this is soul
and a body.
Each part of you and me,
raindrops in the sea.
A body of water.
Enveloping me.
And the light is getting dim,
and the torrents pull me down.
I never learned to swim,
but I'm not afraid to drown.

Sean.
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[20 Apr 2006|10:08am]
So my boyfriend plays MegaMan.

What else is there to say?

Sean.
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[14 Mar 2006|10:39am]
The Purist
I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."
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[04 Mar 2006|04:19pm]
Somebody Tivo MadTV for me tonight. Jason Mraz is doing a skit on it, and then performing.

I don't expect anyone to actually do that. But it'd be nice. My VCR doesn't work.

Sean.
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[01 Mar 2006|08:42am]
Somehow, someone got my account information, and spent six-hundred and sixty-eight dollars of my money.

At a bait & tackle store.

Sean.
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[28 Feb 2006|01:50pm]
Woo made me.


TELL ME ABOUT YOU
1. name:
2. birthday:
3. place of residence:
4. what makes you happy:
5. what are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. do you read my lj:
7. if you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. an interesting fact about you:
9. celebrity you want to snog:
10. favorite place to be:
11. favorite lyric/line from film:
12. best time of the year:
13. best album of 2005:
14. where would you take me/where would you like me to take you on a date:

RECOMMEND
1. a film:
2. a book:
3. a band, a song and an album:

PLUS
1. one thing you like about me:
2. two things you like about yourself:
3. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you
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[22 Feb 2006|05:04pm]
Something's going on.

I don't know what.

Sean.
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[14 Feb 2006|10:55am]
I can hardly move, I'm sore from head to toe. Actually, from neck to ankle. I was thinking I needed something directly anti-valentinesy to do tonight, but I guess taking class, going to work, and then coming home to get high and watch the olympics is enough to express my unlovedness.

Sean.
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[11 Feb 2006|12:57pm]
My tummy hurts. Too much drinky.

Sean.
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[06 Feb 2006|01:17pm]
"It always seems to go that when you break up with someone, they get the sweetest revenge by stepping it up a notch and getting EVEN HOTTER than before."

Yup. I sure do.

Sean.
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